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Review: Urban Decay 'Shot 'o Gloss' Lipgloss in Pina Colada

PENIS COLADA ;D
Well, this item is sadly discontinued but it can be found on the magical eBay and Amazon.
It retails at anywhere between £3.50, which isn't too bad considering how long it lasts and the payoff. Oh, the payoff, to £8.50, which is pretty dire.
It's a wonderful translucent gloss packed full of white and silver shimmer, with flecks of blue and pink, can can be as opaque or as sheer as you want it.
The scent is pretty bad, although this gloss- even if used every day- will last you YEARS. Although, you should probably chuck it after around one year :')
Anyhow, SWATCH TIME!:

The photos really do not do it justice

OH MY LORD THIS BLOGGING THING IS SO ANNOY AND I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE FFS

The Next Tutorial!

Putting capital letters for near every word in a title happens when you've studied English at a high level for 4 years .______. 

Anyway, that factoid aside; since most of you have stopped 'voting', I presume that the whole thing has come to a natural conclusion so far :) 

SO, my next 8 tutorials have been decided, which is nice ;) 
The logic behind their ordering is as follows: the look with the most votes is first, and, since most of the other looks have only 1 or 2 votes each, the rest will follow in the order that they were voted in. So here's a picture list for the next 8 tutorials and I'll put up a sort of calendar for release dates following:

The Spiffy Tally

So, as you know from YouTube
if you watch me on YouTube ;) 
I've just uploaded a video in which you can vote for which look you want next as a tutorial... I'm going completely off the opinions of you guys, so like yeah. I'm tallying up in an orderly order, orgulant and organized. 
You might wanna look up the meaning of orgulant and start using it in daily conversation, it's amazing :) 

SO HERE'S THE TALLY SO FAR OH MY:

Look 1:
Look 2:
Look 3:    | |
Look 4:    |
Look 5:
Look 6:    |
Look 7:
Look 8:
Look 9:    |
Look 10:   | |
Look 11:
Look 12:
Look 13:   | | |
Look 14:
Look 15:   | |
Look 16:
Look 17:   |

So, 2 votes so far ;) keep them coming guys, love these suggestions!! 


EDIT: Wooo more votes! Thanks guys, you're awesome!  Had some votes in from Facebook too haha

I WAS NEVER A TEENAGE ZOMBIE

Nor was I "drop dead gorgeous".

That's for sure.

But I was skinny last year. Hmm. And I used to be so pretty and pleasant. Funny what a year does to you.

This year's been a pile of shite. I've just sat in my room getting fatter and stuff.

Haven't even go the money for decent make-up anymore, using the cheapest of cheap and orange foundation "hand-me-downs". My skin is currently awful, again I'm lacking the funds to buy decent foundation and skincare.

Maybe I could extract salicylic acid from the bark of a willow tree so I can have nice skin, instead of that of the texture of oatmeal.

One thing this year has taught me beauty-wise... or more, reinstated a fact which is plastered over every single beauty book, bible or blog is that cheaper is only better for certain aspects of cosmetics as a whole.

Eyeshadow and mascara is fine if it's cheap. I was surprised by the mascara, the manufacturing of it has improved so much in recent years; Benefit's "They're Real!" mascara retailing at £18 isn't as good as Collection 2000's "Extreme Colour" mascara, for £3.50.

However, cheap lipstick chaps my lips, £1 lipgloss transfers to everything but your lips, foundation under £10 will turn your skin into a mask of whiteheads and disappointment, and cheapo skincare is dire.

And little can be praised over cheap nail varnish.

Until next time :)

   

Hey guys :)

Wish I'd thought of this sooner, really! 
I'll pretty much be uploading daily FOTDs and OOTDs, reviews, etc. 
This blog will remain fairly impersonal, just as my YouTube channel, but with more frequent updating :') 
I don't really know what else to say, will be posting more in the morning I reckon! 

So, mini update time! Things have been quite hectic recently, and I've not had a very decent summer to boot.  However, things are looking up :D!
Also I've recently become a YouTube partner, so that's why my videos are sort of all advert-y now; the entire reason I've decided to become one (after having the option to become one for 3 years already) is so I can do more stuff pertaining to the channel. I'm not really interested in having 10k subs/views/etc., never have been. I'm more interested in remaining entertaining for my viewers. In short, I'll now have the money to do cool things like host giveaways and competitions, and review more stuff (usually most of my money goes to either college or this channel). 
Anyway, here's to the start of a new era of vanity! Remember that we're all beautiful under the mask we call "make up" 

for now, a blurry as hell FOTD.